thesurrender:

I have Cold urticaria. it sucks.

that sucks

lol. i see some uses for http://googlegooglegooglegoogle.com

Can anybody see the light
Where the morn meets the dew and the tide rises
Did you realise, no one can see inside your view
Did you realise, forwhy this sight belongs to you

jamesnord:

Joe Cocker - A Little Help From My Friends (Live at Woodstock)

watch it, so good.

youvebeenbonged:

Premium? More like Creamium

thesurrender:

slagath0r:

deadpandemonium:

imnotyogi:

supertruestory:

1. When I was around 6 I watched my stuffed animals and myself being held hostage by Barney. Little stuffed Barney not the big dude on the show. He tied us up with the cords from my moms blow dryer and curling iron. He had a gun.

2. I once lit my hand on fire by spraying a can of hair spray into a lighter.

3. I used to want to be a comedian.

4. Sometimes when I talk to someone I’ll ask them a stupid question only to leave a window open for me to ramble. And make them forget what they were talking about so they leave me alone.

5. I drink too much soda.

I tag

themainmane

deadpandemonium

mushroomtea

hardenthefuckup

rachell

via andytheasthmaticchef

For the record I dislike this stuff.

1. everytime i hear a serene love song, i imagine a gorey horror scene or some form of spousal abuse.

2. i use cigarettes as a mild laxative sometimes.

3. the sweetest thing is the only chick flick i can enjoy…mainly because of the infamous glory-hole-dick-in-the-eye scene.

4. sometimes i think about tumblr when i’m away from home. i should kill myself soon.

5. my mom still thinks i believe in god and tells me to pray when i have a big exam coming up.

i tag:

CHEAPANDVULGAR

WEETZIE-BAT

SLAGATH0R

HIPPIELONGSTOCKING

BUTTERTOWNBEATDOWN

1.  If ever lose the ability to hear music, I’ll take my life on the spot.

2.  I think porn is boring, but I find Literotica (sp?) very amusing.

3.  I have become a romantic.

4.  I sleep with a stuffed rabbit named Butterscotch.

5.  I generally dislike people, but, for some odd reason, I deeply feel the need to give everything I can to make society better.

I Pick:

Byrdsightings

Omggchristina

Somecallmetim

Thesurrender

Electroblastron

I refuse to tag anyone but I suppose I’ll participate.

1. I have a hard time letting go of the past.
2. I like to try to make people laugh.
3. The world is beautiful, but I think the people in it are more beautiful.
4. I enjoy making things for people.
5. I am looking forward to being a teacher :)

also refusing to tag anyone. reblog it if you fucking feel like it.

1. I think I might have some degree of alien hand syndrome.

2. I hate not being the best at anything and also hate that I care.

3. When I find something funny, it’s usually not funny to me for the same reason as others think I think it is.

4. I consider my wrists a “sacred” area and don’t trust many people to touch them.

5. I navigate by intuition.

un:

I was going to surprise my wife(now ex) with 10K antique 1+ carat diamond ring this Christmas for our anniversary. Until she filed for divorce. This Christmas will be extra special for me. I think I will go to a fancy hotel, get naked, and jump on the bed.

In other news: anyone want to buy a diamond ring? It is magnificent.

o_o oh my goodness. if this is what it takes to justify jumping on a fancy hotel’s bed, count me in. hope all is well.

thedailywhat:

What hath Snuggie wrought?

[via.]

insert snuggie circumcision joke here.

look at this fucking nephew.

Brian Daniel Johnson

shelley’s lesbian hairbow.

juliasegal:

updown:

pwnator:

imaradioheadsong:

Is nothing sacred?

AHAHAHA

NOOO! My childhood!

umm. what’s up with richmond’s real estate agents? like, really?

somecallmetim:

It just says McFeldspar!

un:

davereed:

un:

Dickens Christmas Carol makes me cry everytime I read it. So does the movie Beetle juice. And onions.

For me, it’s Spock’s funeral that gets me every time.

Oh yeah, or in Galaxy Quest when they find out it is all a scam? Heart wrenching.