(Source: anxiety-in-the-uk, via yon-yonson)
I’d rather just look British. — Joseph, on dentists
(Source: nowserving, via visualcake)
I work in a strip mall. The store next to ours is a foot massage place. Today, the police came and took away two women for “performing illegal massages,” in the policeman’s words. Does that mean what it sounds like, or were they using power tools? We don’t know.
(Source: mollysoda, via iwontallowit)
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